Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture .)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours, and does not speak clearly.

• they eat less,
• they don't ask for money all the time,
• they are easier to train,
• they usually come when called,
• they never drive your car,
• they don't hang out with drug-using friends,
• they don't smoke or drink,
• you don't worry about having to buy them latest fashions,
• they don't wear your clothes ,
• they don't need a gazillion dollars for college,
• and if they get pregnant, you can sell their children.�